Words cannot describe. I … just don’t know what to say. Sanjaya performed No Doubt’s Bathwater last night on Idol while sporting a faux hawk. I didn’t know where to look. At him butchering (and forgetting the words to) one of my favorite songs? Or at the hawk? Must. Not. Stare. At. The. Hawk. It was so hard. It was like it was talking to me, having a side conversation with me. Like, “Hey, what’s up. Yeah. I’m a pony-hawk. What’s new with you?” Flop flop flopping in the breeze. Was the decision to rock the hawk basically a huge adorable middle finger to everyone who obsesses about his hair? You decide. Watch his performance plus an additional YouTube Sanjaya gem after the jump.

Sanjaya also made Dan Akroyd cry last weekend on Saturday Night Live: