Neel Shah. (Glamour.com)

Cybercelebrity Neel Shah (you know him as [1] Gawker’s Intern Neel) wants to give you some advice.

You know that column in [2] Glamour magazine? The one where single guy “Jake” dishes on women and relationships? The one you don’t want to read (Do I care what men are really thinking?) but ultimately do (Yes)?

That column.

[3] Shah, 24, is one of three finalists hoping to take it over, becoming the magazine’s [4] next Jake. Visit Glamour.com to [5] cast your vote and to read up on the Long Island native.

Find out what his relationship (non)philosophy is (”I’m not so sure I want to be the type of guy who has a ‘relationship philosophy.’ Guys with relationship philosophies also use Axe Body Spray and say things like ‘Love ‘em and leave ‘em’ “) and why he thinks we should vote for him (”I already devote the overwhelming majority of my nonworking time and brainpower to lady-related matters. I figure I might as well put pen to paper and have something tangible to show for it.”).

And tune in to the CBS Early Show May 9 to see Shah and his fellow competitors vie for your votes.

More:
Neel Shah: pro-woman, [6] anti-soap?
[7] Shah on CollegeHumor.com