“Perhaps A Goose Prepared Tandoori Style”

Padma Lakshmi and her trophy husband call it quits.

By Nalini Abhiraman, July 2, 2007, Gossip, Daily, Humor

Who could have foretold this?

Seems like the Times was somewhat prescient with its Sunday Styles [1] piece on the ‘Three-Year Itch.’ Threelyweds Salman Rushdie and Padma Lakshmi announced today that they will divorce.

From [2] The Guardian:

In a statement from Rushdie’s spokeswoman, Jin Auh, issued in New York today, Rushdie said that he “has agreed to divorce his wife, Padma Lakshmi, because of her desire to end their marriage” and requests that “the media respect his privacy at this difficult time”.

This comes as a total shock. Her desire to end the marriage? But……but he’s so hot! His is the darkly intellectual brow that launched a thousand ships! She’s merely the John Stamos to his Rebecca Romijn!

I don’t understand this at all.

For a Comedic Mojito laced with Schadenfreude Rum (Gold Label), here’s the couple’s wedding vows, as covered by the [3] single woman’s sports pages.

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[1] piece: http://www.nytimes.com/2007/07/01/fashion/weddings/01marriage.html?pagewanted=al
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[2] The Guardian: http://books.guardian.co.uk/news/articles/0,,2116924,00.html
[3] single woman’s sports pages: http://query.nytimes.com/gst/fullpage.html?res=9E03E5D9153AF936A15757C0A9629C8B6
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