I like puns so “I’m India Mood For Love” (hot pink) and “Lunch At The Delhi” (coral) kind of hit my cheesy funny bone. But “Curry Up Don’t Be Late! - This spicy golden metallic simmers with style!” and “Charmed By A Snake” (bronze) just make it seem like people whose only exposure to India was Hadji on Johnny Quest spent 5 minutes brainstorming the names for the entire line.

Then they spent another five renaming some of the same colors for the Russian collection.