The finished product.
The finished product.

Start with a generous portion of Konkani (found in the exotic ingredients section of your local Indian store). Mix in two cups Michigan and one cup Chicago. Stir briskly, but don’t be surprised if it stays Maize and Blue.
Fold in four heaping tablespoons of medical school. Add teaspoons of pop culture, fashion, 80s music, writing and books (you can use literature, suspense or romance).
Remember, do not add any sports or conservative politics, or the entire batch will fall flat. Bake until golden brown, and garnish with a sense of humor.